QUIZ: Tell us which instrument you play and we’ll roast you.

16 August 2019, 15:43

You tell us which musical instrument you play, and we’ll absolutely savage you (in a nice way... we promise).

It often seems as though certain members of the orchestra are the punchlines to twice as many jokes as everyone else. So we thought we’d level the playing field by delivering the most devastating roasts to the whole orchestra, based on what instrument you play.

Grab the aloe vera and let’s go.

(And when you’re done with this, why not read our list of the most savage viola burns?)