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A compendium of the most entertaining insults from composers, conductors and musicians - thoroughly entertaining stuff.
“Oh you arch-ass - you double-barrelled ass!” Ludwig van Beethoven on critic Gottfried Weber
“He’d be better off shovelling snow than scribbling on manuscript paper.” Richard Strauss on Arnold Schoenberg
"After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music?” - Richard Wagner
“It gives us, for the first time, the hideous notion that there can be music which stinks to the ear.” - Eduardo Hanslick on Tchaikovsky’s violin concerto
“A tub of pork and beer.” Hector Berlioz on Georg Frideric Handel
“After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.” - Arturo Toscanini to the NBC Orchestra
“Is Wagner actually a man? Is he not rather a disease? Everything he touches falls ill; he has made music sick.” Friedrich Nietzsche
Berlioz, musically speaking, is a lunatic.” Dramatic and Musical Review, 1843
“Why is it that whenever i hear a piece of music i don't like, it's always by Villa-Lobos?” Igor Stravinsky
“If he'd been making shell-cases during the war it might have been better for music.” - Maurice Ravel on Camille Saint-Saëns
He can’t compose a single note without someone’s help.” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky on Alexander Borodin
“The impersonation of all that is most foul and hideous in human nature.” - The Times on Verdi’s La Traviata
“Beethoven’s last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.” - Sir Thomas Beecham
"A very tolerable imitation of a composer.” Ralph Vaughan Williams on Gustav Mahler
“A composer for one right hand.” Richard Wagner on Frederic Chopin
“I liked the bit about quarter to eleven.” Erik Satie on Claude Debussy’s ‘La Mer’
“It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without people hearing what one says. That is a great advantage.” Oscar Wilde on Richard Wagner