17 memes you’ll understand if you love-to-hate being a classical musician
3 September 2020, 17:16 | Updated: 6 May 2021, 17:49
Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring, played by a toy orchestra
It fills our body with euphoria, consumes our mind with fear, and fills our feeds with memes. It must be classical music.
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It’s never stressful
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It earns you plenty of money
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And means you can afford really nice things
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Composers never try to confuse you
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And un-harmonious noises never cause you anxiety.
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Your instrument always works with you, never against you
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Composers always make it super-easy for you
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Motivation is never a problem
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Really, never...
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This has never happened to you
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You always get to play the best passages in orchestra
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The world is always well-catered to your needs
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Practice is just totally fine
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And you’ve got loads of time to see friends
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But when the jokes are this top-notch
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And the memes this strong...
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... it’s all worth it.