19 dad jokes about classical music that are so bad they’re actually hilarious
22 June 2021, 16:57 | Updated: 22 June 2021, 16:58
Dad moves his baby’s mouth to ‘O Holy Night’ and the baby totally loves it
These timeless classical music jokes are so bad, your dad probably invented them. Did you hear the one about the tuba glue?
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Beethoven's favourite fruit
Dad: "What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?"
— manda 🎄 (@amxndasantino) June 13, 2017
Me: "I don't know."
Dad: "Banana na, banana naaaa!"
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How drummers name their daughters
Fun fact. I used to be in a band.
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) September 27, 2018
Just found out our drummer has had twin girls.
He’s called them Anna One and Anna Two.#dadjokes -
Give this dad a raise
computer: choose a password
— kie (@kieransofar) June 14, 2020
me: hi-hat
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A classic
Chopin, Chopout. Picture: Unknown -
That time Bach couldn't contain himself
A joke in honor of Bach's birthday (rated PG-13):
— Nathan Howe (@natehowe) March 21, 2017
Why did Bach have 20 kids?
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Brass lolz
Want a bad old joke to brighten up your day? No?? Well have it anyway
— 7th Duke Of Doonside 🏴 (@AllyBallyBeal) April 20, 2015
How do you fix a broken tuba?
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Sorry kids, this movie’s off limits
Sax and violins. Picture: Social media -
A classic
What tone does a piano falling down a mineshaft make?
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) October 2, 2018
A flat minor. -
Sorry, sops
#dadjokes Why did the failed opera singer become a pirate? So she could finally hit the high Cs.
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So baaaad it's good
Tubas. Picture: Unknown -
Eric Whitacre: the ultimate Dad.
Knock knock.
— Eric Whitacre (@EricWhitacre) August 15, 2016
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass. -
Yes yes, very good
Murdered piano. Picture: John Finnemore -
Good jokes get better with age
Haydn. Picture: Classic FM -
Only a dad could be responsible for this
Picture: Dad Jokes/Twitter -
Pure garbage
Where do you put the double reed on a trombone?
— Band Kid Army (@how_do_i_music) February 15, 2016
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In the trash can!#badmusicjokes -
* slow claps *
Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra always first to leave the plane?
— Classic FM (@ClassicFM) February 12, 2018
Because he only had Karajan luggage. #UKPunDay -
Best kitchen ever
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Had to be done
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Ba dum tss.
Dog joke. Picture: Twitter
