19 dad jokes about classical music that are so bad they’re actually hilarious

22 June 2021, 16:57 | Updated: 22 June 2021, 16:58

Dad moves his baby’s mouth to ‘O Holy Night’ and the baby totally loves it

These timeless classical music jokes are so bad, your dad probably invented them. Did you hear the one about the tuba glue?

1. Beethoven's favourite fruit

   Dad: "What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?"
   
   Me: "I don't know."
   
   Dad: "Banana na, banana naaaa!"
   
   Me: pic.twitter.com/sKSS4KT6pV

   — manda 🎄 (@amxndasantino) June 13, 2017

2. How drummers name their daughters

   Fun fact. I used to be in a band.
   
   Just found out our drummer has had twin girls.
   
   He’s called them Anna One and Anna Two.#dadjokes

   — ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) September 27, 2018

3. Give this dad a raise

   computer: choose a password
   
   me: hi-hat
   
   computer: password cannot contain symbols

   — kie (@kieransofar) June 14, 2020

4. A classic

   

5. That time Bach couldn't contain himself

   A joke in honor of Bach's birthday (rated PG-13):
   
   Why did Bach have 20 kids?
   Because he had no organ stops.

   — Nathan Howe (@natehowe) March 21, 2017

6. Brass lolz

   Want a bad old joke to brighten up your day? No?? Well have it anyway
   
   How do you fix a broken tuba?
   
   Use a tuba glue.

   — 7th Duke Of Doonside 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@AllyBallyBeal) April 20, 2015

7. Sorry kids, this movie’s off limits

   

8. A classic

   What tone does a piano falling down a mineshaft make?
   A flat minor.

   — Bob Golen (@BobGolen) October 2, 2018

9. Sorry, sops

   #dadjokes Why did the failed opera singer become a pirate? So she could finally hit the high Cs.

   — Harry Hoover (@harrywhoover) August 24, 2018

10. So baaaad it's good

    

11. Eric Whitacre: the ultimate Dad.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.

    — Eric Whitacre (@EricWhitacre) August 15, 2016

12. Yes yes, very good

    

13. Good jokes get better with age

    

14. Only a dad could be responsible for this

    

15. Pure garbage

    Where do you put the double reed on a trombone?
    
    ...
    
    In the trash can!#badmusicjokes

    — Band Kid Army (@how_do_i_music) February 15, 2016

16. * slow claps *

    Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra always first to leave the plane?
    
    Because he only had Karajan luggage. #UKPunDay

    — Classic FM (@ClassicFM) February 12, 2018

17. Best kitchen ever

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    Accurate. (via @cute_violin_nation_)

    A post shared by Classic FM (@classicfm) on Nov 3, 2018 at 3:47pm PDT

18. Had to be done

    

19. Ba dum tss.