These never-fail musician chat-up lines will improve your love life
Pick-up lines are not natural for music geeks, so we've assembled the best surefire chat-up suggestions for classical musicians everywhere. Please note: success and lasting happiness not guaranteed.
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1. Diatonic scale
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2. Fate
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3. Fermata
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
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4. Nielsen
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5. Take 5
Do you like Dave Brubeck? 'Cos I think we need to Take 5.
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6. Classical beauty
Were you born in 1789? Because you're a real classical beauty.
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7. Ternary
Would you describe yourself as ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
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8. Broken
You're so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord... broken.
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9. Minimalist
Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.
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10. Prestissimo
You must be marked Prestissimo... because you're dashing.
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11. Natural
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
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12. Pretty Sharp
Would you like to borrow my tuner? You're looking pretty sharp to me.
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13. Modulation
I'm considering a modulation... Because I want to come up to your level.
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14. Perfect
Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you're perfect.
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15. Anacrusis
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.
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16. Development
Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section.
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17. Tremolo
My bowing arm is pretty sore... Because you just made me tremolo.
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18. Accent
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
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19. Fugue
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we're about to get entangled
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20. Counterpoint
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you're my perfect counterpoint.
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21. Stretto
Did someone just begin a stretto section? Because you're really leading me on.
